Thus Spake Shaney

Mark V. Shaney is quite the biblical scholar. This is something dead he found in a cave somewhere.


In the beginning God created the heaven, and the earth was without form and void and darkness was upon the earth and subdue it. Jacob saw that it was good. And God said “Let there be no strife pray thee between thee and me for we be brethren”. And the rib which the Lord God caused deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he was the son of his thigh and the morning were the first seven fat kine. And the Lord God caused deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he died. And Noah begat Shem Ham and Japheth. There were giants in the cloud. Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord God walking in the cool of the Lord God caused deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he made him coat of many colours.

Behold your sheaves stood round about and made themselves aprons. And God saw that there may be darkness over the fish of the Lord. And they sewed fig leaves together and made obeisance to my sheaf. And Jacob served seven years for Rachel and they shall be called Woman because she was taken out of the tree and did eat. Ye shall eat the fat of the tree of the field and Jacob was plain man dwelling in tents. And God said “Let us make man in our image after our likeness and let them have dominion over the fish of the land. The woman whom thou gavest to be with Sarah after the manner of women. Let my people go boil breaking forth with blains.

[Thu Oct 24 15:21:57 1985]